New anti-terrorism laws: Aussie Citizenship Test

A new test from the government to distinguish the real from the fake.

-  How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
-  When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
 - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner: a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat. A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In 40C heat. c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
-  How many beers in a slab?
-  Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?
- The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character? a) Toadie from Neighbours Alf from  Home & Away c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
 - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages a) Once or twice As often as necessary to cook c) After each stubby d) Until charcoal?
- Name three of the Daddo brothers.
- Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
- Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon: a) Drinking beer a mate's place Drinking beer at the beach c)  - - Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
-  Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
-  How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
-  How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
-  Who are Scott and Charlene?
-  How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie? a) Squirt and spread with finger Sauce injection straight into the middle?
-  If the police raided your home would you: a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
-  Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
-  Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
-  Thongs are: a) Skimpy underwear Casual footwear c) They're called jandals, bro?
-  On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best? 1993, 1997, 2001 or 2005?
-  What someone is more likely to die of. 1) Red Back Spider 2) Great White Shark 3) Victorian Police Officer 4) King Brown  Snake 5) Your missus after a big night 6) Dropbear?
-  How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
-  Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?
-  Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....
-  Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
-  Who is current Australian test cricket captain: a) Ricky Ponting Don Bradman c) John Howard d) Makybe Diva?
-  Is it best to take a sick day on: a) When the cricket's on When the cricket's on c) When the crickets on?
-  What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
-  What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
-  What are Budgie smugglers?
-  Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
-  A "Hoppoate" is: a) A breed of kangaroo A kind of Australian "wedgie" c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
-  What does having a 'chunder' mean?
-  When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
-  What do the following terms mean: a) Mate? Maate c) Maaaaaaate?
-  What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?