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How to Keep Jehovah Witnesses away

October 3, 2005 2:26:35 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
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Reply #1 October 3, 2005 3:38:25 PM
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You're nuts!!!! Harhar...
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Reply #2 October 3, 2005 3:42:34 PM
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You're nuts!!!! Harhar...

I'll try anything!

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Reply #3 October 3, 2005 4:20:10 PM
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I always used to sayu "MY LORD SATAN WELCOMES YOU TO ENTER" now living in a gated community the are barred from entering the community period.
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Reply #4 October 3, 2005 4:39:20 PM
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found that answering the door naked and inviting them in for a beer usually worked as a deterrent, too.


knock.... knock.... {who's there} telegram. {i am not expecting a telagram} um candy gram... {door opens} huge mouth devours whip last thing she hears is LANDSHARK!!
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Reply #5 October 3, 2005 5:41:27 PM
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It might keep the Jahova's Witnesses away, but when I was a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, I would have knocked on your door just to have a laugh with you on your knockers. ;~D
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Reply #6 October 3, 2005 5:51:16 PM
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I gotta have one!

Somehow I knew you would be the fist customer!

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Reply #7 October 3, 2005 5:51:51 PM
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now living in a gated community the are barred from entering the community period.

Yea, but you dont have any fun!

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Reply #8 October 3, 2005 5:52:23 PM
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I found that answering the door naked and inviting them in for a beer usually worked as a deterrent, too.

That did not work for me.  I wonder why...........

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Reply #9 October 3, 2005 5:52:51 PM
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{door opens} huge mouth devours whip last thing she hears is LANDSHARK!!

OMG!  The greatest SNL skit ever!

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Reply #10 October 3, 2005 5:54:39 PM
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but when I was a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints,

(Psst!  I like you guys!  very nice polite and easy to talk to!  I never sent them packing, but when I told them I was Catholic, they were nice, polite and very neighborly!}

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