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Reply #1 September 24, 2005 9:00:42 AM
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

GO GATORS!
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Reply #2 September 24, 2005 9:25:01 AM
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"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."


Don't leave Hollywood, Alicia.
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Reply #3 September 24, 2005 9:30:15 AM
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"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

Most of those warnings are too strange, mostly because some "person" did that!

And I wonder how many pop singers even know where they are "most" of the time...
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Reply #4 September 24, 2005 9:37:17 AM
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I guess some people don't think before they speak.
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Reply #5 September 24, 2005 9:52:38 AM
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guess some people don't think before they speak


you are so right, and then some do think and speak anyway!
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Reply #6 September 24, 2005 10:17:30 AM
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"Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

-My Dad
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Reply #7 September 24, 2005 10:20:22 AM
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Never pass up a good-chance to "shut your mouth"

My Grandmother and ?
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Reply #8 September 24, 2005 10:57:39 AM
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Step 1. Open mouth
Step 2. Insert foot
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Reply #9 September 24, 2005 11:19:24 AM
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Some people only open their mouths to change feet.

-My Dad
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Reply #10 September 24, 2005 11:36:07 AM
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"I want half of you over here, half of you over there. And the rest with me."
- A wise physics teacher
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Reply #11 September 24, 2005 11:59:14 AM
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Thanks for the laughs, Stephen.
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Reply #12 September 24, 2005 12:50:37 PM
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"I was born a poor black child"(Steve Martin)
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Reply #13 September 24, 2005 11:58:06 PM
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"I was born a poor black child"(Steve Martin)


Thought that was Clinton
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Reply #14 September 25, 2005 12:44:09 AM
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Bellhop at swanky hotel to new arrival: " Follow me sir, I'll be right behind you."

Graffiti I once saw on a London Underground station some years ago: "My mother made me a homosexual."......
And directly underneath, someone else wrote: "If I buy her the wool, would she make me one too?"

Coroners Court lawyer to doctor: " Did you at any time take the deceased man's pulse?"
Doctor: "No, I determined he was already dead."
Lawyer: "How could you have been certain of this?"
Doctor: "His head was in a jar on my desk."
Lawyer: "So he could not have led a productive life, then?
Doctor: "Well I suppose he could have gone to law school."

Yep....That really happened
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Reply #15 September 25, 2005 1:01:46 AM
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I was just reminded of a gaff by an Australian radio race caller: "So we have San Fermin first, followed by a close second in Monsuer, Skidoo ran third, and Miss Diva dead last....except for Thunderstruck, who is yet to finish."
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Reply #16 September 25, 2005 2:36:10 AM
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Better to let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt




Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
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Reply #17 September 25, 2005 8:48:43 PM
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"Time flies like an arrow........

Fruit flies like a banana"

 

BoXXi: 1998.

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