Here are a list of some of the greatest ways to die or kill someone.
1) Crushing a mime in a trash compactor. Now he'll really be trapped in a box.
2) Being eaten by a pack of weiner dogs.
3) Beating someone to death with a midget.
4) Dressing up as Richard Simmons and walking into a biker bar.
5) Having a heart attack after over dosing on Viagra.
6) Going on an all night coke bender with a lovely young girl named Carl, then being found naked in the desert somewhere with a penis drawn on your back.
7) Hanging yourself at Disneyworld in a Mickey Mouse costume.
8) Sacrificing yourself to honor your dog, Gigi.
9) Insult a motivational speaker to the point where they kill themselves.
10) Snipe a clown at a kid's birthday party.
I just thought these were funny little ways to die or kill someone so if you were offended by some then fuck off. I would love to hear some more ways to die by anyone who can think of em.
