I'm thinkin' it wasn't the "Sailing Ships" (nifty euphemism for those balloon spinakers, Cap'n) the police woman was interested in....but the mizzen mast instead.....ARRRRR!
An' I woulder paid heed to 'er interest in me mizzen mast n' all.. but fer tha fact tha 'arber master said it wur an offense ter raise it while in port.
As for the cartoon? I hope (fer the sake of yer butt) you didn't tell her, "Mum, don't get yer (blank) in a wringer." Such an error could have seriously shortened your lifespan.
Hehe, she woulda had to catch me first.... my walker's a racing model n' faster n' hers. 
Isn't it generation I now......[ i-generation]
I think so... and doesn't that Jobsy and Apple have a lot to answer for. 