Here's a tasty bit of news: TechTV and I have officially parted ways. I can't go into details right now, but this change is not necessarily a bad thing! Current plans? To spend my most of my days (and nights) bringing Lockergnome ventures to life - as well as continuing to push the media envelope. I'm not dead yet! And as sure as I know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, I know that I'll one day bring my boobs [and a few obscure pop culture allusions] back to the boob tube. Sound like fun? I thought so. You said "yes," right? Okay, just making sure. Plans for Thursday: solidify a few more big-name speakers for Gnomedex, finalize contracts with conference sponsors, outline next week's strategy for taking over the world, et cetera. First, I must turn on my Webcam, tune in to the Cartoon Network, and get a Peet's. No day would be complete without the rich flavor of finely grounded beans, flown in from international lands. Peet's. It's what's for dinner. Did I just mix slogans again? Ah, that's what I get for writing a report before my fix. Yes, I know I was supposed to be quitting. Don't remind me. Not today.
I'm mistaken, this is from April 3rd....
