Yup, it's all 'global warming's fault.... all that freezing snow and ice.
Mind you, there'd be a whole shipload more if it weren't for global warming.... up to 20+ feet, even.
Nah, truth is the we Aussies borrowed some of your warmth so we can enjoy the beach and Summer even more. Thing is, you won't be getting all of it back. Sorry, but Aussies seriously hate Winter..
Seriously, guys and gals, I recall my days of being snowed in when I lived in England, and it's no fun, two storey houses with snow drifts to the upstairs window sills, so to all those affected by all this ice and snow, please be safe and rug up. Bugger snowballs and building snowmen, stay indoors unless it's absolutely essential to go outside.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snow balls.