The world ends today.
It's December 21, 2012 so this is it [according to the Mayans].
If it's truly specific to a day/hour Australians can rejoice in the reality that for exactly 2 hours....the last 2 ....those pesky Kiwis will already be no more....
....no more All Blacks to beat the crap out of us in Rugby....
....and fleetingly, 10 hours later.... the English will be the world's best cricketers....for once....
WATCH OUT!
He's baiting you to say something bad about him... then he pounces with the ban button! BEWARE!
Paul! I can't believe we did the same post at the same time! https://forums.wincustomize.com/438461
The ban button! Run!! ....................... oops wrong way. Zoom!...................................................................
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That explains why our bank didn't have any 2013 calendars.
[quote who="WebGizmos" reply="2" id="3298798"]Paul! I can't believe we did the same post at the same time! https://forums.wincustomize.com/438461[/quote]
We're more alike than we think... [ I think I beat you by a few minutes]
OMG! My post...it just disappeared! Poof! It must be true! We need a tinfoil hat smiley!!!
That was just too funny! I saw it and I'm thinking...I didn't use caps did I? The I saw the other one! Is that scary or what?
It was a coinkydink.
Oh shit!
Did the Mayan's use time zones? Am I talking to dead people?Hello, is there anybody out there, someone, please respond. Uvah, you don't count, Aliens are not affected by the Mayan calender. How long has your planet known of our demise.!! Any room left on your space ship, could use a lift outta here.
What frackin' fish? Too f**ckin' expensive to just give it away. Yup, I was gobsmacked when my mother told me that she could buy Australian caught barramundi for $1.35 in the UK, less than quarter of the price we pay for it here.... that's after packaging, shipping and handling costs, import duties and retail markup.
Says to me there is something patently wrong with Australian marketing, pricing, etc.
WTF?....
Had I stayed serious about Cricket in my Youth, it might have been a different story.
Oh crap! I just remembered that huge loan I took out thinking the end was coming.
My goodness, I just woke up a little bit ago and I am still here! Or is this an alternate reality, am I in Heaven, or maybe Hell and don't know it? Did I go through a black hole and am now in another universe? Why is the electricity still working, I thought there were going to be huge sun flares? What happened! Somebody help me PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSSSE!
If the world ended, all I can say is........It's a cold day in Hell.
Typical delusional Australian where cricket is concerned. Clearly England are No1 in the ICC ODI rankings, unless we are talking about alternate universes where Australia are not actually below England on... all...three...
I blow my nose at you
I'm still holding out that maybe the shit will hit the fan later today...they really didn't give a time for the end.
Even if it doesn't end today, don't abandon hope!
Mankind is still around.
No Fake. No, really.
Just another disappinting day in my life, the world was supposed to end but nooooo......I still have to clean the kitchen. Can't anyone get anything right!
Oh and now we are told 'The Mayans didn't predict the end of the World, it's just the end of their calendar.'
Us old folks are all into planning and getting things in order, now look what they have gone and done.
Damn it, damn it all to hell!
We're sorry for the inconvenience....
Mayan b******s!!!
Just read a new translation of their calendar: Today's April Fools Day!
You're sorry for the inconvenience, you're sorry........you want to take down my house for a By-Pass, a bloody By-Pass and all you can say is We're sorry for the inconvenience....
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