When I worked full-time as a Web Designer, we had this new guy start who came from a completely print-based background.
I have no idea what he told the Directors to get the job, but somehow they employed him as a Web Designer on a salary 50% higher than mine.
I was then told that I needed to train this guy to do Web Design because it turned out he lacked any of the basic skills. I'm sure you can imagine my feelings about this, but I set about making a detailed training plan which would cover all the most important stuff in the shortest space of time.
When it came down to actually teaching him, he was as uncooperative as a person can be. I persisted though, despite my concerns, and my growing unease with the fact that this guy was being paid 50% more than me despite the fact he knew nothing.
Then one day my patience came to an end. He called myself and the IT Manager over to his desk because he was concerned about something on his screen. It turned out that while he had been surfing the net, he had come across a page with one of those banners which looks like a Windows dialog box containing the words 'Your Internet connection is not fully optimized. Click OK to download the necessary software updates'. Of course, he had clicked on it. He wanted to know how to download the software so that his computer would start working correctly again.
Suffice to say the IT Manager's face went decidedly pale. I promptly went to the Director and handed in my resignation. I had no desire to work for a company that would hire such an idiot and then expect me to train him to do my job.
A month after my departure, the idiot in question was fired.
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