I was going to question the veracity of a thread entitled 'Prehistoric Old Farts' that didn't mention my name, but then I saw that Po had kindly made reference.
Carry on....
A caveman and his wife are running out of food on their safe island home, so they loaded all their possessions into the dugout and started paddling toward the mainland.
The husband says to his wife: "The thing is, m' dear, we're going to have to live among the dinosaurs and it won't be as safe as on our little island home."
"That's alright, my dear," she replied: "I know you'll protect me."
At that moment they heard the most thunderous fart they'd ever heard and the wife appeared terrified. It was a T-Rex clearing his colon....
"Well what about the smell?" she asked.
The husband looked at his wife for a moment, sniffed her as a dog would, and replied: "They'll get used to it, they'll get used to it."
