Hmmm, now how did I miss this little gem??? 
Must've been asleep at the PC or something. Anyway!!! 
The fools at Apple are planning to open up a dating site for just Mac lovers.
Yeah, but they'll have to get in a couple of blow-up dolls first... can't have a dating site without suitable partners for the clients.
Does anybody else oppose to this idea?
Oppose it??? No, no way, I'm all for it. A special place for Apple fanbois only is exactly what we've always needed. Once they hook up with their blow-up dolls and settle into a perfectly unhealthy relationship, that'll be the last we ever hear from 'em... no more "Mac is Heavenly" or blatant Windows bashing. Seems like the perfect solution to me.
lolz.... the iDate huh? There'll be an app for that too.
Yup, and iBiotics for Apple's exclusive iSocial diseases. Hopefully, Apple will keep this all hygienic and iSterilise the blow-up dolls between iUses.
They can't be serious. Relationships based on OS's and expensive toys.
Ah, but like I stated above, at least they'll be leaving us alone... and there won't be any cross-contamination because Windows users are excluded. I quite like that idea, really, but I can see some civil libertarian getting up on his high horse to protest this, and the next thing you know we'll have iDaters all over the place, infecting unsuspecting Windows users, all because of some effing do-gooder who perceived a prejudice likened his fight to end it that of bringing down Apartheid.
I'm all for anything that helps people hook up...especially if they get what they deserve.
Yup, I agree 100%! If it helps MacItes to hook up... and they get what they deserve, keeping their blow-up dolls to themselves, then I'm all for it.
Let's face it, Mac users are very lonely...
That or they're gay!!! I remember reading about a couple of blokes who fell in love with each other at an Apple Store opening, and now they go to Apple Store openings and product launches right across the US. Ah, what some people will do for love, eh.
a fan-made dating site
Well, that would rule out a decent orgy. My guess is it's limited to a threesome.
Actually, a lot of Mac users have threesomes... and when they recant to tell others of the experices, it starts off with "Well me, myself and I had this wonderful threesome last night and...." A Mac orgy is when a handful of fanbois get together and show off their aforementioned threesome skills. To most (normal blokes), that'd be a wanking contest, but you know Mac fanbois, right, they gotta have that exclusivity.
