Here are a few sms text messages that people have sent me on my cell phone...
Be warned some is very crude and rude... if your easily offended please dont read!!
Scientists have discovered that the average tits weigh 1.5kgs but can't work out the average weight of a cunt. So if you could pop on the scales and ring me back!
Two queers in a toilet, one sees a nicotine patch on the others dick and asks "Does it work?" he replies "Yes Im down to two butts a day!"
Last night you came into my room and sucked me until you were satisfied, tonight im waiting for you so i can bang you hard against the wall you fucking mosquito!
I asked god for a tree he gave me a forest, I asked for a flower he gave me a garden I asked for a cunt he gave me your number!
On behalf of www.cadburys.com you have won the weight of your brain in confectionary! You can collect your tic tac at any participating store!
Your so sexy you drive me insane! Could you fuck me hard to make me feel pain? Your voice makes me slumber.. Oh Fuck! im sorry I have the wrong number! But ill see you later tonight.
Teacher asks pupil what part of the body goes up to heaven first??.. Pupil replies..legs miss ive seen my mum wiv her legs in the air screaming Oh God Im coming!
Anyone got anymore??
