Little Johhny was at school one Monday morning when the teacher asked what their fathers did for a living. There were the usual stock answers such as fireman, bank clerk, road worker, sales assistant, bus briver, etc, etc
Little Johnny was sitting at the back of the class and trying to hide from the teacher so as to avoid having to answer. However, the teacher spotted him and asked: "So Johnny, what is it that your father does for a living?"
"Well," he replied: "my father is an exotic dancer at a gay bar, and if the men pay him a little extra he'll take them to a motel and sleep with them."
Alarmed at little Johnny's response, the teacher quickly cleared the classroom to question him about its validity.
"Well not really miss," he said: "but you see, my dad's a test cricketer for England and I didn't want to have to admit that in front of the whole class."
