- up here in the sometimes "great" white north (man it's april and it's still !@#$% cold - sorry I couldn't resist using the bad language) I recently heard that legislation may possibly be enacted that will make it illegal to smoke cigarettes or use cellphones while driving - the reason being that distractions while driving cause accidents/deaths/cost too much money, etc. Apparently people have noticed that there are lots of yahoo drivers out there that don't have great driving skills as it is, and allowing them to perform other tasks while driving (ie. talk on a cellphone) just add fuel to the fire.
That being said, I don't think I've heard the term "chicks" used in quite a while - I thought it was pretty funny. The grinding gears joke was pretty good too. It's been a while since I've read such a "colorful" !@#$%* post, I don't usually use words like that in an online forum (in person... well that's another story

), maybe it's just me but they don't sound as good when it's written out.
Plus you tone sounds just a tad demeaning towards the ladies and I realize you may not have intended that but that's how it comes across to me anyways and I'm probably not alone in that viewpoint. Might I suggest in the future that you don't mention the gender and simple use the word 'people' instead. IMHO the story would have probably sounded alot better.
.... but what the !@#$%* do I know anyways?!