that was brilliant.
The other day my roommate told me a story about a girl in her office. Apparently, said coworker was at Mass and had to leave early--right after communion. So she walks out of the church and notices another girl has left as well and is heading to the parking lot. To the coworker's horror, the other girl takes the communion host out of her mouth and throws it on the ground.
The coworker looks at the girl with a clear WTF expression, to which the girl replies, "do you know how many carbs were in that?"