Official Troll Thumping Day Thread!

PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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Official Troll Thumping Day Thread!

O' A Thumpin' We Will Go

January 26, 2006...Troll Thumping Day came to WC!

Two years later, it's going strong with more Thumpers than a Troll could count with all his toes.

For those asking what Troll Thumping Day is...here is a brief history.
"TROLL THUMPING

Troll Thumping on the internet is quite easy and has become
quite popular, since most Troll’s have taken to hiding out on the world wide web. However, they still have the means to dwell within stumps that they create
from stray bites of deleted info. (This is where your torch will come in handy,
so that you can ‘smoke’ them out’.)

The object of Troll Thumping is not to ‘kill’ or ‘harm’ the Troll, but to just let him know you are aware of their presence. Truth be known, Troll’s rather enjoy being thumped and some have been known to hang large red flags above their stumps, making it easier for you to find them.

The history of Troll Thumping goes back hundreds of years to the Wicklow Mountains of Ireland. It was one of the greatest fires the mountain had ever seen and turned thousands of tree’s into burned out, hollow stumps. Everyone
knows how much Troll’s like the smell of burnt wood (Another reason they
look forward to Troll Thumping Day..as Troll’s are deathly afraid of fire, so they rely on US to give their stumps that ‘new burnt-stump’ smell) so the burnt out stumps became quickly occupied. It didn’t take long before the
Wicklow Mountains were over run with Troll’s, for, as we all know, Troll’s will
only multiply as the stump availability will allow. You better believe that the Troll’s got ‘jiggy’ with it after the fire left some 15,000 stumps in it’s wake.

It was discovered, quite accidentally, that a good ‘thump’ to the noggin would render a male Troll impotent for up to one year. So, the people of Wicklow would gather once a year to go Troll Thumping in order to keep the population down. Why not just ‘kill’ all the Troll’s? Because, as you well know, Troll dung is the best fertilizer there is for a variety of crops, but especially Wild Wicklow Roses.

Today, the wild Troll population is well controlled and protected, and Troll Thumping Day has become more about tradition than anything else. Since many folk cannot get to Wicklow or don’t know where any wild Troll’s live, they have made Troll Thumping on the Internet their way to celebrate the tradition.

What you need to know…
1.You can only thump a Troll on Troll Thumping Day, which is every February First. To thump before or after February First will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.
2.You may only thump a Troll on the brow. Anywhere else will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Thumping On The Internet…
This is tricky. The best way to thump a Troll on the internet is in forums. The idea is to bait the Troll to post in a forum..or just lurk in one and hope a Troll shows up. Immediately AFTER the Troll posts, you follow with a resounding thump by posting your club. If your thump does not immediately follow the Troll’s post, it doesn’t count!!!!!

It is after you thump a Troll that then, and only then, are you allowed a Pint of Ale. Drinking BEFORE a thump or after a BAD thump will guarantee you bad luck through out the year.

Troll Thumping FORUMS have been known to pop-up, where a thumper may go to post a link to a good thump, or just hang out with other Thumper's to tell tales and drink Ale.

TROLL THUMPING BEGINS AT ONE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 31ST AND ENDS EXACTLY AT MIDNIGHT ON FEBRAUARY 1ST!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, it is considered bad form and very bad luck for any one person to thump the same Troll more than once!!! Never do this. Once you have thumped a Troll, go find another one. Give someone else a shot at it.

That’s all you need to know."

All the Troll Thumping Skins are up and waiting for fellow thumpers to get what they need for the Holiday!

All the essential skins are out and brought to you in full thumping-glory by the Mother-Thumpers!

WB (with three skins): by theAVMAN
Troll Thumping Day

Desktop Sidebar: by Mike b1954
EMERALD FLAME
BLACK DRAGON
STUMPY

Logons: by 2of3
A Mother Thumping Logon Package

Bootskins: by rikalot
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Emerald Flame
Troll Thumpers Day Order of the Stump
Troll Thumpers Order of the Black Dragon

RightClick: by Lantec
Troll Thumping Suite RC

Sysmetrix: by Lantec
Mother Thumper
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Mother Thumper

Cursor: by Drill'n Boss
Troll Thumping cxp

Dock icons: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Icons

Dock Backgrounds: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers OD Zoomers
Motherthumper OD Tiles

DX Thumper:
Thump A Troll

DX countdown: by Po' Smedley
Motherthumpers Countdown

Other DX Gadgets
Mother Thumpers Calendars
Mother Thumpers Weather
Mother Thumpers Clocks

Wallpapers: by Po' Smedley
Order Of The Emerald Flame Pack
Order Of The Stump Pack
Order Of The Black Dragon Pack

Rainlendars:
A Mother Thumping Rainy Package

Logo (misc art):
Motherthumpers Outfitters

Happy Thumping!

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I think I see a connection here...

Weasle Stomping Day

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PoSmedley

Join Date 04/2005

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lol cute.

The difference is that Troll Thumping Day is a real, traditional, holiday that goes back many a year. It's ripe with history and has not only deep virtuous meaning but serves a purpose for the common good of all.

And it gives me a legitimate excuse to harass Bichur once a year.

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ZubaZ

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And it gives me a legitimate excuse to harass Bichur once a year.

We needed a reason?

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Skinhit

Join Date 11/2004

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And it gives me a legitimate excuse to harass Bichur once a year

All aboard......

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And it gives me a legitimate excuse to harass Bichur once a year

All aboard......

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ZubaZ

Join Date 11/2001

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Nice alt text and link there Troll
Has your mom lost weight? She's looking good boy. I'll bet she'd like a good thumpin' eh?

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PoSmedley

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Has your mom lost weight? She's looking good boy. I'll bet she'd like a good thumpin' eh?

Dy-ammmmn!

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Mom says anybody who wears zebra pants is a clothes set faerie

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PoSmedley

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I see the gloves are coming off early this year.

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ZubaZ

Join Date 11/2001

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Mom says anybody who wears zebra pants is a clothes set faerie

Izzat why she wanted me to take them off?
You know what? Your (Troll) mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

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I find Zubaz' wanting to take off his zebra pants and give an old fat troll mama a good thumping somewhat disturbing on several levels

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Phoon

Join Date 10/2001

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aside from having to gouge my temples from the mental pics..
Is there an OFFICIAL APPROVED list of who is doing what. I know several have volunteered their services for various aspects, but I have yet to see either Po or Zubaz give approval or assignments.

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ZubaZ

Join Date 11/2001

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I approve of everyone making whatever they want. If Po or I hate it . . it can be uploaded as the Unauthorized Troll Suite.
Of course, I can't speak for Po as I have no authority. We have to wait for him.

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PoSmedley

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Is there an OFFICIAL APPROVED list of who is doing what

Posted in the 'Suite' thread.

WWW Link

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Phoon

Join Date 10/2001

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yes, im an idiot. I posted this in the wrong thread. I deserve... a THUMP!

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ZubaZ

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Zubaz thumps Phoon

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Phoon

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Zubaz thumps Phoon

THANK YOU SIR.. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!

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ZubaZ

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THANK YOU SIR.. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!

Perv

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starkers

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THANK YOU SIR.. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!

Ah, so it was you who went into the WC storeroom and took the leather gear, whips n' paddles.....Po's gonna be awful mad with you when he finds out!

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ZubaZ

Join Date 11/2001

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Po's gonna be awful mad with you when he finds out!

So paddling for everyone?

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Phoon

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So paddling for everyone?

Only if they all dress up as smurfs and wear turtle shell webbings...

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starkers

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Only if they all dress up as smurfs and wear turtle shell webbings...

Aw shucks, and where am I gonna get another one?....I ditched my Smurf suit after the 1st wife took off...being I didn't have to indulge her or her warped/kinky fantasies anymore.

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PoSmedley

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I find Zubaz' wanting to take off his zebra pants and give an old fat troll mama a good thumping somewhat disturbing on several levels

I find it disturbing that you gave it that much thought. Dirty Troll!

Po's gonna be awful mad with you when he finds out!

Me?! That was skinhits private stash.

Only if they all dress up as smurfs and wear turtle shell webbings...

Great. Now skinhit has an excuse to drag out his 'Smurfette' costume.

ixna on the urtleta.

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starkers

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Great. Now skinhit has an excuse to drag out his 'Smurfette' costume.

Come to think of it, with his Smurfette costume n' all, coulda been Skinhit the first missus left me for....she had a thing for men (women) in blue uniforms.

Poor sod if it was!! Perhaps I shouldn't have offered her that one-way fare after all.

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Leo the Lion

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