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'Among My Interests Are Tanning...'

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January 20, 2006 10:31:34 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Real personal ad: (honest!)

"Among my interests are music and tanning..."



State the obvious, why dontcha?

Is this girl well? Does she need to sit down?
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Reply #1 January 20, 2006 10:32:58 AM
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That is unhealthy. Seriously unhealthy.
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Reply #2 January 20, 2006 10:48:33 AM
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Cant get the picture to display!
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Reply #3 January 20, 2006 11:22:02 AM
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How do you like your prom dates? Rare or well done?
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Reply #4 January 20, 2006 8:26:49 PM
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I saw a chich who looked a LOT like that in WalGreens today.  I wanted to ask her if she thought looking like a leather purse was REALLY attractive.

These girls are going to look like hell in 10 or so years.  Don't they understand that?

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Reply #5 January 20, 2006 9:38:33 PM
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can't see the picture
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Reply #6 January 21, 2006 9:23:49 AM
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Does that help those of you who couldn't see it before?

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Reply #7 January 21, 2006 11:51:22 AM
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Does that help those of you who couldn't see it before?

Very much.  But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway?  She has dark hair.

BTW:  I work with a lady who is mid 30s and leathery. As is my sister.  Neither are dark complected.

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Reply #8 January 22, 2006 5:12:38 AM
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What's sad is what does that say about you when your interests are tanning? Get a hobby or a life. Tanning consists of laying there. Why not just say one of your interests is sleeping. Talk about showing zero personality. What's scary is some guy is sitting there going - yeah, I really dig tan chicks. I'm going to contact her. Crazy.

um - giggle, my interests include brushing my hair, getting dressed, tanning - lame-o, lame
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Reply #9 January 22, 2006 9:52:27 AM
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Very much. But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway? She has dark hair


I can say with 95% certainty that that is NOT her natural hair color, and that the shade of her skin is due to a tanning bed. Or a bottle. Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

She's colored her hair and her skin. Ick.
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Reply #10 January 22, 2006 1:07:53 PM
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Very much. But how do we know she is not dark complected anyway? She has dark hair


I can say with 95% certainty that that is NOT her natural hair color, and that the shade of her skin is due to a tanning bed. Or a bottle. Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

She's colored her hair and her skin. Ick.


I dunno....looks good to me!
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Reply #11 January 22, 2006 2:09:29 PM
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Thanks Dharma, it was working when I logged off on Friday.
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Reply #12 January 22, 2006 4:33:49 PM
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Natural tans (ones that you get from being in the sun during the summer months) do NOT look like that.

Having travelled the world, I am not sure what natural tans look like.  But I will take your word for it.  Since the ad tends to agree with you!  I had to go back and reread the original after so long a time!

But hey!  She has nothing on you!

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Reply #13 January 22, 2006 4:40:14 PM
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I work with a lady who is mid 30s and leathery

I think 'leathery' is the keyword here!
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Reply #14 January 22, 2006 9:09:25 PM
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I always got comments from friends that I would look a lot "healthier" if I would tan. Well, they all have the leather look now and I don't (you don't have to take my word for it. You can see pictures of me on Brad's site). One, that I know of, even wound up getting skin cancer! That does not scream "healthy" to me.

Some people do just have naturally dark skin but those people don't usually make a hobby of tanning
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Reply #15 January 23, 2006 1:17:05 AM
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I believe dharma is correct on at least the tan. It's way to even to be a real one. More than likely it came out of a bottle.
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Reply #16 January 23, 2006 3:29:14 AM
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A VERY cute girl, but her tan is super orange and fake. I have very pale skin, and I used a tanning booth for a few months while my husband was in Basic, and I turned brown. I don't know WHAT this chick is doing to end up the color she is.

And I agree with dharma, the hair color is fake, too. It's very monotone with no shimmer or highlights. Natural hair doesn't look that dull.

Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.
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Reply #17 January 23, 2006 9:42:49 AM
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Nevertheless, she's still cuter than me, ahhahahahaha.


Now I don't know about all that! You ain't no slouch ya know!

Now that I go back and look again. I believe that both you and D are correct on the hair! Your comment is what pointed it out. No highlights! Looks dead!
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Reply #18 January 23, 2006 10:17:04 AM
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I think the dress is scary enough
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Reply #19 January 23, 2006 10:25:44 AM
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I told you she was a fake. Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.
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Reply #20 January 23, 2006 10:38:48 AM
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I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

Those are most definitely too small to be fake boobs. If she was gonna pay thousands of dollars for implants, she wouldn't still be President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Hair: fake. Tan: probably fake, too. But dang, that girl is dark. If that's all real, then she must be as leathery as a biker jacket.
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Reply #21 January 23, 2006 11:29:56 AM
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Fake tan, fake hair.....I can't tell if she's got fake boobs or not but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

You mean {SHOCK} She is really Cher?

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