A guy has a wooden eye. He never leaves his house because he is so self concious. He lives this way for years. Then some friends convince him to go to a singles dance at the local church. So, he goes. At the dance, he spends the night standing by the wall nursing his punch, with his head down, to hide the wooden eye. Late into the evening, he happens to finally look up and spots a beautiful woman across the room, holding up the other wall. She is lovely, however, he notices she has a wooden leg. He thinks "This is destiny." and gets the courage up to aproach her. He walks up to her and asks, "Excuseme, but would you like to dance?" Excitedly she replies, "Would I??!!? Would I?!" To which the man steps back, points at her and yells "Peg leg! Peg leg!"
Are you glad I told you?
