Well..LoL..Entertaining AND informative as usual Yrag!
Personally I installed a fan speed controller when I built my system, it has thermal sensors attached to everything in there ..MoBo, Heatsink, graphics card..etc..etc and it gives me a real time digital readout of all the temps within... I put 100% load on my processor a 100% of the time,24/7, thats the reason I installed the controller...So far, it has worked like a charm, but, LoL..I'll tell ya a secret in case you plan on getting something like it... if you set the fan speeds too high it can actually create more heat within the case, probably due to the fans running full time instead of just when their needed..I dunno..LoL... but it will take a bit of fine tuning once you get one up and running... That is if you decide it is really that much of a concern....Then there is the fancy water cooling stuff, I actually dont see a benefit to them other than the reduction of fan noise, and seriously, the fan noise doesnt bother me at all...
Anyway..just a couple "Cool" alternatives...