Hairy Fairies LIKE caffeine
but it can make them rather mean.
For they were meant to be serene
and not hopped up on Java beans.
Some use Bailey's Irish Cream
to liven up their caffeine.
And then in thongs they dance for glee
among the Wicklow forest trees.
So if you see,two or three,
Hairy Fairies on caffiene,
and they offer some with Irish Cream,
they'll throw in a thong for you, for FREE.
In the start of this I asked that somebody stop me. But NOOOooooOOO...you had to encourage me.
