My computers names are mostly all named after Egyptian gods. (I'm into Egyptology. Sue me.

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My desktop is Ra (the sun god and kinda the head man of the outfit), my Tablet PC is named Thoth (the god of scribes and...well...it needs a stylus to work, right?), my wife's lappy is Sekhmet (because that was the first female one who came to mind when I needed to name it on the network), and our web server is named Ubuntu. Because I was unimaginative at the time.
Now, my desktop has another name, too. It's "You Sack o'...." You might well imagine why.