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August 19, 2005 11:17:50 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 10

This GQ kick is going too far!  Now they are critizing the ties on the criminals!

"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--press release, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas), Aug. 1

That extra piece of cheese cake will do it every time!

"Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 11

That would make it hard for him to mount a defense in the second trial.

"Lucille Ball Tops List of Dead Celebs"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 11

I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.

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Reply #1 August 19, 2005 12:14:55 PM
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I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.


Ugh. Ya killin' me!
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Reply #2 August 19, 2005 12:18:24 PM
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Ugh. Ya killin' me!

Forgive me {bowed head} I could not resist that one.

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Reply #3 August 19, 2005 12:42:20 PM
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Reply #5 August 19, 2005 12:46:07 PM
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That Crocodile one is Priceless!

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Reply #6 August 20, 2005 3:49:02 AM
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--"FBI Eyes Convict Ties in Collar-Bomb Case"--

Not surprisingly the FBI Eyes Convict Laces in Shoe-Bomb Case.

--"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--

I know if I had too many desserts I would experience the Battle of the Bulge.

--"Saddam Could Be Executed After First Trial"--

That's like what they said on CNN today when the BTK serial killer went to prison. They said, "... where Dennis Rader will spend the first of his 10 life sentences."

--"Lucille Ball Tops List of Dead Celebs"--
--I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.--

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Doc, you gots some 'splaining to do.
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Reply #7 September 1, 2005 1:21:50 PM
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--"Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties."--

I know if I had too many desserts I would experience the Battle of the Bulge.

Damn that was an obvious one!  I dont see how I missed it.

--"Lucille Ball Tops List of Dead Celebs"--
--I hear that some celebs are just dying to make the list.--

'GROANS
Doc, you gots some 'splaining to do.

Forgive me, I just could not resist that one. ;-(

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