--"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Havoc in Mexico"--
I think havoc in Mexico is hammock. I read a headline that said,"Hurricane Emily Wrecks Mayor's Comic" but after reading more turned out to be his Honda Civic.
__"Judge Condemns Interior Department"--
Reminds me of the time Jessica Simpson visited the White House and after admiring all the rooms said, "Tell the Secretary of the Interior that he did a great job"
--"New Study:16% of Studies contradicted by Studies"--
That's an instant Hall of Fame headline.

Even though I had to re-read
it 3 times.
--"White House to Ask for Yet More Vet Care"--
Why? Hillary and Chelsea aren't there no more.
--"Most Unaware They Have West Nile"--
--Egypt however,knows they have it!--
yes, but some Egyptians are in De Nile.
Well I tried, Doc and I think mine were an astounding "deferred success".