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joeKnowledge
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Reply #151 January 29, 2011 9:42:53 AM
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'bite it off the stick and chomp right into it'

Then I guess blow-pops are off the menu.

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Reply #152 January 29, 2011 12:14:42 PM
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Sure are!

As are blow-up dolls.

Even though she has a foot pump, mrs starkers said she is sick and tired of blowing them up for me.

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Reply #153 January 29, 2011 12:27:51 PM
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Ouch?   Sounds like you havin a good T bone hot of the Barby.  But, that's so far away for me...

It just blew in a storm yesturday. 1+celcius, Snow up to our windows in some places. Crikey!

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Reply #154 January 29, 2011 12:34:34 PM
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Sounds like you havin a good T bone hot of the Barby.

Yeah, we had a barby last night, actually... steak, sausages and lamb chops, etc.

Then this morning my son fired it up again for breakfast... but the alien wanted to sleep in so he missed out on a bbq brekky.

No doubt he'll show his grey-looking face and weird antennae when we next have shrimp.... he likes seafood.

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Reply #155 January 30, 2011 3:18:07 PM
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Probably on a see-food diet. All the food he sees he eats. Har har har.

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Reply #156 February 1, 2011 5:04:03 AM
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The alien advises that we humans should prepare for falling space junk....

.... apart from the crap we put up there, he tells me there's also an abandoned  alien theme park park along the lines of Disneyland up there as well.

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Reply #157 February 1, 2011 6:27:44 AM
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Reply #158 February 1, 2011 6:54:01 AM
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The alien says he cannot participate on TTD... apparently his brother is married to one [a troll, that is] and it wouldn't go down too well.

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Reply #159 February 7, 2011 12:56:59 AM
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An impossible unimaginable unknown wrapped in a mystery
inside a riddle at the center of an enigma hidden
underground somewhere in area M.42.

Kirk: Is he dying?
Mr. Spock: No. Fighting the force field has temporarily
drained his strength. He can be handled now.

But in a few moments the strange glow returns,and now
it is even brighter and more penetrating!

Gary Mitchell: You'll regret this...
I'll just keep getting stronger. You know
that, don't you? I'll just keep getting stronger!

Fast forward a few minutes.

Kirk to Enterprise.
Mitchell and Dehner are dead...
Beam me up.

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Reply #160 February 7, 2011 5:03:36 AM
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An impossible unimaginable unknown wrapped in a mystery
inside a riddle at the center of an enigma hidden
underground somewhere in area M.42.

You got it too.

Iben's been brain-scrubbed.

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Reply #161 February 7, 2011 9:39:29 PM
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The alien asks, if a ferris wheel falls from the sky, it is from the alien theme park and could you look for a bracelet his g/f lost in car 54.

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Reply #162 February 7, 2011 10:04:26 PM
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The size of a ferris wheel? 

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Reply #163 February 7, 2011 11:02:33 PM
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The alien informs me that it is so high and yay wide... in other words, effing big.

He also asked me not to tell anyone that his G/f on said occasion was a blow-up doll.

I therefore ask you all for your co-operation in keeping this confidence.

To put it bluntly, a red-faced alien is not a pretty sight.

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Reply #164 February 7, 2011 11:47:59 PM
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Reply #165 February 8, 2011 1:25:36 AM
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Reply #166 February 8, 2011 8:22:38 AM
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@ Jafo, I have the 'Serenity' movie and subsequent 'Firefly' series on DVD.   You?  Or was that just poached from YouTube?

Hehe... maybe back then, but the Shat these days would never fit in that grave... such is his rotundness

In fact, it's unlikely he'd fit through Enterprise' cargo bay doors.

Never mind, he's saying a lot of funny sh%t these days to make up for it.

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Reply #167 February 8, 2011 8:41:04 AM
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starkers...yes...yes and yes [I think]

One of my fave S/F series and movies....

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Reply #168 February 8, 2011 9:47:50 AM
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Been awhile since I've seen that one from Star Trek. Too bad Gary let it go to his head.

BTW ...... the alien says it was ... dum.

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Reply #169 February 8, 2011 7:45:35 PM
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Captain's Log: stardate 2584.7.

Beamed down for a crap...

Kirk out.

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Reply #170 February 9, 2011 12:43:18 AM
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starkers...yes...yes and yes [I think]

One of my fave S/F series and movies...

One of mine, too... but then I'm quite partial to pretty much anything sci-fi, given it is my favourite TV/movie genre.  I recently acquired the box set of Farscape... picked it up cheap at a garage sale for 40 bucks and in VGC

Captain's Log: stardate 2584.7.

Beamed down for a crap...

Kirk out.

Kirk back in again...

Would somebody please beam me down a toilet roll.

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Reply #171 February 9, 2011 2:45:47 AM
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"Shat" always has a lot of facial expressions that he uses.
I always liked his acting.
Compare to the new Planet of the apes movie
where I could only count one facial expression.

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Reply #172 February 9, 2011 5:12:02 AM
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I like 'Shat' in Sh!t My Dad Says.... cos when Shat sh!ts it is funny.

..... Kirk to Enterprise

..... Kirk to Enterprise

..... More toilet paper please.

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Reply #173 February 9, 2011 5:25:39 AM
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Oh, and that facial expression in the new Planet of the Apes movie.... to me it says "fleas"

And a question that's just occurred to me... what would happen if somebody turned on the anti-gravity field while Shat is sh!tting?

Does it just orbit around his moon?

Or does Shat and sh!t orbit the planet together? 

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Reply #174 February 9, 2011 7:36:30 AM
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Space pollution. Somebody get the doo doo bag.

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Reply #175 February 9, 2011 5:43:59 PM
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I think that the original Star Trek was
the best TV show ever made.

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