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HELP ME!!!!!

May 12, 2005 5:58:32 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

I feel like a total we todd for asking this, but...

Henry (my daschshund) has a hard-on that he can't seem to get rid of.  It's a full on one, his ...umm...penis is all the way unsheathed and he's wandering around with his back arched so's it won't drag on the ground.

He's been this way for half an hour, and I don't know what to do to help him, to encourage him to re-sheath his weapon. 

I think it's painful....please, someone give me some suggestions!!!!!

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Reply #1 May 12, 2005 6:13:37 PM
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It's still out!!!  It's been out for 45 mins now!

Poor Henry!!!

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Reply #2 May 12, 2005 6:25:22 PM
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Find another dog to help him out? Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself? Other then that, no suggestions here...
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Reply #3 May 12, 2005 6:28:31 PM
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Cold shower, maybe...it works on men...maybe it works on dogs, too. splash him with some cold water!
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Reply #4 May 12, 2005 6:29:09 PM
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Ewww, Danny! He's whining now....he won't walk either. I'm going to have to ring the vet in a bit....
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Reply #5 May 12, 2005 6:30:04 PM
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I had to take our male retriever to vets, they gave him some shot to take care of it. It went away probably 10 minutes after the injection
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Reply #6 May 12, 2005 6:30:23 PM
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Alison...I'll try sitting him in a sink of cool water.....perhaps that'll help.
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Reply #7 May 12, 2005 6:30:38 PM
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Yeah, call the vet. Could be a kidney stone.
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Reply #8 May 12, 2005 6:46:16 PM
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Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself?

That's sooo wrong on soo many levels.
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Reply #9 May 12, 2005 6:54:52 PM
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That's sooo wrong on soo many levels.


Yeah....like I said, eeewww!

The vet said Alison was right. Cool water did the trick....was back in pronto!

Henry's going to the vet tomorrow....
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Reply #10 May 12, 2005 6:57:14 PM
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Great! I would have them check for kidney stones. I had a dalmation that had them and that was one of the first signs.
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Reply #11 May 12, 2005 8:17:14 PM
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Glad to hear Henry's winky went shrinky! Hopefully all goes well at the vet.
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Reply #12 May 12, 2005 8:30:44 PM
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Or er, use your hands and help him out yourself?




What is the movie (not very funny) where this is mentioned?
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Reply #13 May 13, 2005 5:28:16 PM
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I would avoid the usual first aid of rest, ice, compression, elevation.............
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Reply #14 May 13, 2005 8:46:25 PM
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What is the movie (not very funny) where this is mentioned?

I think that it's road trip where they're talking about peanut butter and how dogs like to lick it off of...things.  The dude says "but it's ok if it's YOUR dog, right?"

 

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