Funny Things to do in Lord of the Rings

I know it isn't playing in theaters anymore, but you can still do most of these while watching the movies with someone who is obsessed with LotR... like during a LotR Extend-a-thon... not that I've ever had one of those...

*hurries on before anyone realizes I'm lying*

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where
the
#&$* is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU.....SHALL
NOT..... PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing,
"And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout
"RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a
nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking
terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and
shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and
Yoda
would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself
go!"

22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better. Just look at
Episodes I and II."

(I may have posted this before, but I deleted all of my articles a few months back and this may have been one of the ones deleted. I didn't see it anywhere, so I didn't post it, or I deleted it.)

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