The class I am currently taking is CTC-000126, Integrated Software Applications I. It is a four-credit-hour, online, self-paced course. Perhaps this makes it sound more grand than it is.
My first three chapters (all mysteriously labeled "Chapter One") are: Basic Computer Concepts (or, "What's an Input device?"), Getting Started with Windows XP (or, "What's that start button do, anywho?"), and Creating Documents with Microsoft Word 2003 (or, "How to do the things you were required to show a basic working knowledge of in order to sign up for eArmyU in the first place.").
I hit a stumbling block; there's only so many pages I can read and online tutorials I can sit through on how to resize windows, folks.
This is why I'm not sharing a whole lot of this class with y'all.
pity me
