I hear I’m a funny guy - in fact, I get off on laughter. That’s why I loved my ex-girlfriend so much, the first time I dropped trough in front of her she had a stroke. Just read on and laugh, and come back to me once you’ve got your senses back.
The Mexico Joke
A couple friends of mine went to Mexico recently. When they came back they told me about this small strip club they visited somewhere near Chihuahua. They had a great drunken time watching the usual girls but the main dancer really caught their eye. After the stripper did her usual dance she led my friends into a back room where she did another act. She sat the guys down and began to take objects around the room and put them inside of herself. The guys were impressed at first but then she kept on putting random crap inside of herself. She put beer bottles, pool cues, she even bundled some of the guy's clothes and shoved them up in there. To finish her act she brought out an old clothing iron. I'm not talking one those new fancy plastic irons-this iron looked like it was from 1962 and made from recycled automobile parts. So she put this iron in herself and the guys, much to their disgust, watched the strange ordeal. After the night was over the guys left the strip joint a little dazed and irritated, but you know what? Their clothes were perfectly pressed.
Fat girl and cheap jokes
Some people like big girls but I could never get into them, literally. I would be too scared to see what lay under her pants; I have theories though. I believe that in every fat girls pants, is a small Mexican man with a camera. He just waits there, like the cameras at the end of a roller coaster, waiting to take a picture of the shocked expression on your face. The worst part of that is telling the guy you don’t want to buy the picture. How do you do that? He already developed the film and you would be a jackass not to pay him, right?
I recently started visiting chat rooms and this chick instant messaged me and asked me if I wanted to have cyber sex. I was reluctant at first to have sex on the computer but decided to give it a try. Long story short, I’ll never do it again. It only takes one electrocution to shock so sense into me.
My friend caught the “Basken Robbins” fever and started dating this really big girl named Rhonda. He wanted to describe the sex to me but I told him to just send me a postcard. I was only mildly surprised when he found the postcard kiosk near her labia, but the gift shop blew me away. At least I got a cool t-shirt out of it.
Hope you enjoyed them, I love writting em.
