An Irishman and bit of a ladies man was crossing a bridge one day when hear a small cry for help coming from below him. Upon looking over the side of the bridge he noticed a leprechaun firmly stuff in mud right up to his neck, so off down the river bank he goes to rescue the poor lil fella.
The leprechaun was thankful for saving his life and granted the ladies man 3 wishes, but in old leprechaun tradition, whatever he wished for, his worst enemy would get double of.
Now this got the ladies man thinking some, for he had an arch rival who competed to bed every woman he tried to get, and there was no way he wanted him to have twice as much as he had.
Now money was important but not a competitive thing with his arch rival, the ladies man wished for $10,000,000....hey presto, and there it was, and his rival suddenly becomes $20,000,000 richer.
"For my second wish," says the ladies man, I want a 20 bedroom mansion with a woman in every room....hey presto, there's his mansion and the 20 women he wanted, but over on the next hill his rival suddenly has a 40 bedroom mansion with 40 women at his beckon call.
"Aha!!!!" says the ladies man, and not wanting to be unfairly outdone again: "For my third wish, I'll have one of my testicles removed!"
