Jafo, the omnipresent watcher of the board, gets distracted by a bit of chocolate.
At the same time, a flashlight is accelerated to the speed of light.
Jafo doesn't see the flashlight, but, out of the corner of his eye, he sees the photons that might have been emitted by the flashlight (one of which hits the chocolate before Jafo can finish eating it).
In a fit of anger at the photon contaminated chocolate, Jafo throws the chocolate at the flashlight, hitting it and knocking it off course.
Essencay is pulled through the resulting rift in the space time continuum and placed in his chair one hour earlier.
While Essencay is posting about the sudden time difference, Jafo, realizing the severe consequences of a space time rift on this board (of all places), snatches Essencay back into his proper time and seals the rift. The flashlight with the now burned out bulb is returned to I.R. Brainiac, with stern instructions to not let it get away again.
And in the frozen lands of Nador, they were forced to eat Fuzzy's chocolate, and there was much rejoicing!