Mrs _footsie_ - If a flashlight shines in the forest and there's no one there to see it does it still travel at light speed or does it wait for a bear to fart and the sound to catch up? |
this is simply a special case of the Pratchett comment about this history monks. specifically, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is present to hear it, does it still make a sound? this is a silly question, since there is always someone to see it, especially the squirrel wondering why the world is suddenly moving sideways
_footsie_, the real question is, do we suspect you have chocolate about your person? if so, when what makes you think you are alone in the forrest?