Mamma always tole me to stand downwind frum the harse fartin...
ges I wornt be avisitin no Phileedelphia any time soon
Hillbillies in the south Ayuh, Ya aint see no real rednecks until you come down to Cow Hampshire Ayuh, ceptin you cant get thar from har
...and women...
like you read about...the kinds that gotsta ware oringe in the wintah so they dont get themselves shot by the outtastaytahs durin moose huntin season Ayuh.
And speakin of huntin season...I swear those outtastaytahs hit more deer then they evah shoot anyhow. Makes no mattah that tha state dun give them a license
to shoot deer not hit them. Just means more wahk for the state that's all...And more wahk for tha state means my propahty taxes is gonnah go up like you read about and that touchhole down at the town clehk's office is gonnah be
asnickahrin sumfin fierce cause my propahty taxes just when up last summah when we put in the indoor plumbin. The missus got tired of havin to go thru the woodshed to get to the parlah so I went down to the Agway and got me sum plumbin supplies and did the job up right no doubt about. Anyway as usual get me talkin and I just ramble on and on 'bout just any foolheaded mindless bantah like most of us do har
