*crackle* *crackle* *hiss* *crackle* *crackle*
Leo's listening to the Air Traffic Control radio on his scanner
Qantas flight WD4507 Captain - "Good day, sports" *slurp* *slurp* *hiss*(can hear sounds of can of Fosters opening in background), "This is Qantas flight wallaby dingo 4507 inbound to Phili international from Melborne - Do we have permission to land"
ATC - "Qantas flight wallaby dingo 4507 - sure do drop down to 5000 feet and begin your approach - By the way what size plane you got there".
Qantas flight WD4507 Captain - "sport, its called a Jafo."
ATC - "A Jafo!!! - don't you mean a Jumbo".
Qantas flight WD4507 Captain - "Nope, its a Jafo, cobber but when i meet up with one of your buddies called Yrag when i get this kite on the ground he is gonna' know all about the word JUMBO, big boy".
*crackle* *crackle*
Gary, dont tell me i did not warn you.
Leo breaks the record for the fastest ever "busting" down from Journeyman to Citizen ever known on Wincustomize