#6 by China♥Cat - ICK!

urk, cough - cough, uck, hack, ugh.... phoomp
now ya done it...
yrag!!!!! oh yrrrrrragggggggg ?
come splane to China that reality isn't scripted and it isn't manipulated for ratings
Who wants to marry a Millionaire!!!!! ?
"well I'm not really a millionaire"
ok, Who wants to Marry a Self Made Man of Moderate Wealth!!! ?
"mmm, where? (twisting head back and forth looking around for the self made man)"
Ha ha ha, one moment please, Ladies.
(hand over mic while leaning down to whisper) hey buddy, just what are you?
"who me? I'm your pool man, your wife said you forgot to leave the check and ah, I'm a slave to next months paycheck so if you don't mind?"