A free for all...
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By jove! I've got it!
I'll start with some of my favorite silly quotes!
“The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.”
"If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind...what does an EMPTY desk mean?"
“A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
“Every morning is the dawn of a new error”
“Madness takes it's toll...please have exact change”
“This is my favorite time of day. Well, there it goes!"
“When I said I didn't mind changing diapers...I didn't know you were meaning yours."
“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire”