"911"
ah, yes, ahhh, I'd like to report (hand almost covering mouth piece, what do I report? you've been fish wacked!)
"sir?"
ahhhh, yeah, hold on a sec ( I'm not telling them that, I mean sheesh they will laugh their heads off) one minute please (so, what do I tell them? tell em you was assulted by a fisherman driving by, Oh no, I'm not reporting a drive by Fish Wacker you can go straigth...
"Sir? SIR? this is an emergency line and if you've nothing to report I will remind you that prank calls are against the law and all calls are monitored, If you are on a cell phone please state your location"
Ah, yeeeeeah, just a sec (Here you tell em I'm not)...
Yes we would like to report a, ah, hmmm, we'll take two large pizzas and a 12 pack of coke, how long will that be and how much will it cost?
"Mam, this is 911 do you have anything to report?"
911? OHHHhhhh sorry about that, we wanted to order from 247 Pizza House, sorry about that(click)
Good thing it wasn't a Blue Fin head
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