I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8pm.
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
I'm good on a trip for a least an hour wihtout my asprin, coffee, & antacid.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word your saying.
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.
I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes and raisins.
I'm also realising aging is not for sissies.
However what I really need is my daily fix of Wincustomise and all its wonderful people.