I'm fairly close to most of it....
Most of it? Surely you meant what little is left of it.
Yup, it's been too quiet, so I changed my ringtone from "The sound a tree makes falling in a forest with no one there" to "One hand clapping".
Yup, the silence is deafening. In fact, it is so deafening I went to get my ears checked. When the doctor shone that light thingy in my left ear, I noticed a small spot of light on the wall to my right. Then he poured some liquid in my right ear to get rid of the wax.... and out popped a candle.
It's so quiet the dog farted and I ducked.
Funny, that! Didn't hear a thing... must've been a SBD [Silent But Deadly. What I did hear, though, and only just, was the cat dreaming about a Pixie and Dixie episode.