When my husband and I were dating we went to this club that one of our friends (later stood up in our wedding) worked at. The club had this drink called a "bucket of booze". It was literally a bucket filled with ice and whatever mixed drink you liked and two straws. He asked me what type of booze I would chose if I were to get one. I chose "long island iced tea". The "friend" came back with one.
Needless to say, we (me and my now husband) were a bit smashed at the end of the night. Luckily, he was not as toasty as I was and drove us back to his parents (in college and home for the weekend.) Well, it's about 2am by now, and after a bit of smooching in the car (in the parents driveway) we decide to go inside.....his mother was in the entry waiting for us
This was only the second time that she met me and wanted to "talk" to me. So, she waited for us to come in after we pulled in to the drive....then I had to try and talk to her while I was falling down drunk. I'm sure she thought I was a real catch! But, it all worked out in the end.....