Sorry, I just had to quote this after reading some pages :
'#96 by JourneyMan Fuzzy Logic - 6/21/2002 3:17:24 AM
..A famous sketch...
User: Babya doesn't work.
Aafus: Yes it does.
User: It doesn't, its dead.
Aafus: No its not, its minimised.
User: I want a refund.
Aafus: Its working fine - its just resting...
User: No its not, its dead. This is a dead Babya.
Aafus: See, an icon moved then.
User: No it didn't.
Aafus: Yes it did.
User: This Babya does not work. It has ceased to be. It is an ex Babya.
Aafus: Its got Apple permission.
User: No it hasn't.
Aafus: Yes it has, you can see the icon there..
User: Still doesn't work. It hasn't moved once.
Aafus: That's the built in anti-crash program working.
User: It still doesn't work. I want a refund.
Aafus: How about an upgrade to version 10.01?
...the sketch fades into a naked man playing a piano...'