Your little kamikaze bird ain't got nothing on this squirrel that keeps coming around my house.

You see, he knows that the dog is on a chain when he is outside. So what does this squirrel do? He runs around just a foot or so outside of Tuck's reach so that Tuck goes absolutely wild trying to get to him. And if that isn't bad enough, when Tuck is inside the house, that brazen little long puffy tailed rat actually has the nerve to perch himself on the deck railing so that Tuck sees him sitting there and barks _constantly_ while jumping at the patio door. When Tuck finally settles down, the dang thing actually walks up to the door and sits there until he hears Tuck scratch at the door again, then he goes right back to the railing to nibble on whatever little treats he's found, occasionally staring through the door to be sure Tuck isn't walking away yet.

If Tuck doesn't get that squirrel soon, I will!