I have the whine list:
1. Top Author Cabernet: a dark whine, full bodied, bitter aftertaste. Doesn't get much attention.
2. Download Limit Burgundy: sassy, but doesn't last long.
3. Chateau du Rip: tastes just like the others.
4. Newbie Chianti: a little fruity, impertinent, naive, but gets better with age.