1) The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it,
doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
A pink necktie. Or perhaps a coffin.
2) What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Why, "wholesome", of course.
3) What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical
order and uses each one only once?
Apernicously. Actually I said that facetiously.
