Hi! My name is Bistro and.....*sniff* I am a wallpaper junkie....
(Crowd answers: Hi, Bistro!)
Since the wallpaper library has been down at WinCustomize, I've been forced to....been forced to...*sniff*....*choke*....been forced to go to .....to....to....*choke* OTHER SITES to look for wallpaper!
(Gasps come from the crowd and cries of "Blasphemy!", "Burn him at the stake", women fainting, children crying.....)
Bistro: Yes....I'm sorry....but if they would only get the library back up again, I know I could be rehabilitated quickly and once again be back on the right path.....I plead, I beg, please get the library back up!
(Crowd throws their torches on the ground....for now....)