I'll tell you LATER. 

Sorry, Junior, but I can't enlighten you.  I haven't seen any female anatomy in so long I've forgotten where the 'Yet' and 'Now' are situated.  Now if they're hiddeen underneath the dress/skirt, I'd have absolutely no idea whatsoever.  It has been so long since I ventured into that territory, I now call it The Never Never Land.

I do, however, know where 'Sweet' and 'Sour' are located.  They're kept in one of those Over-The Shoulder Boulder Holders.  Apparently they're very good flopper stoppers, but I digress.  Anyway, I remember where 'Sweet' and 'Sour' are cos I went to breast feeding classes with my 1st wife, and all these other women were there, too.  I mean, how could I forget 'Sweet' and 'Sour'?  There was such a lot of it about... everywhere I looked. 

And I'll never forget when the nurse teaching the group said: "Now ladies, I want you to express yourselves."

The room was silent, hardly one lady said a word, but talk about copping an eyeful.  I had some running down the back of my neck from the lady behind, and the lady in front got me twice.  Once in the eye, and the second time when I went "Oi" to the lady behind.

I know, it's not 'Yet' and 'Now'.... but it could turn out to be useful information one day... like if you suddenly find yourself in a breast feeding class or a titty bar, though the former 'd be the least expensive.... it's the one with the free drinks.

And we're not talking about pork or chicken, are we!

Women here have something called a DOUBREY.

To know what that is I think you have to be a master of the dark arts...

I didn't know that moose ate chicken.  In any case, I don't fancy sampling any.

A DOUBREY, eh?   Now I'm no master of the dark arts, though I've mastered a few dark ladies, but I think a DOUBREY is an alluring term women use to get desperate men to spend money on them.  And when the cash flow stops/runs out, the poor blokes find it's just a fancy term for chastity belt.

Speaking of chastity belts... not getting any, me old fuzzster.  You may not know where the 'Yet' or Now' are located, but you sure know where the "NOT NOW!" is.

I can't believe what I'm hearing... the geese are coming home.   wow   All our snow is just bout gone. These teen temps this week will take care of it.  

One word, EXTREME.    But very welcome.

Banned for springing ahead on Sunday morning for another time.  

And not to be confused with that furry yetti, the yet is located at the top of the females head to the soul of her feet. Yet, I sense some trepidation.  Yet is not to be confused with never. In spacey timey wimey terms, it's the Y   .  Now, we're talkin.

I  s'pose it's better than 'Not Ever'.... tho I prefer to hear the 'Not Yet'  ..... at least then there's the hope of 'Later'

It's okay knowing what 'IT' is, but there's a big difference in knowing 'IT' and getting to use 'IT' to do 'IT'. 

Never mind, there's more important things on this Earth.... beer, for instance.