Wishful thinking at Uvah's age   And Me?  Only if I use splints. 

Quoting Fuzzy Logic,

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Starkers, at your age, everything throbs that shouldn't

Yup, and now I'm old and feeble and my pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout

I used to get embarrassed to make the thing behave

For every single morning it would stand to watch me shave

But now I'm old and feeble it just gives me the doddam blues

Cos every single morning it hangs down my leg to watch me shine my shoes.

As they say here in Oz, 'my blood's worth bottling'

Thing is, I can't afford for too much of it to be bottled... otherwise my throbber becomes 'throbless'.

Hehe, reminds me of the Irishman who drowned in a vat at the distillery... he got out 3 times for a piss...

And it took 3 days and 4 fire units to put out the blaze when some fool lit up while viewing his open casket.

There probably was a time when there was more alcohol than blood coursing through my veins, but not these days.  I still enjoy a few beers now and then, but I simply don't have the capacity to drink large quantities anymore.  More often than not, a 6-pack [375ml cans/bottles] is more than enough over a 3 - 4 hour session, and once done I usually opt for a cup of tea.

Wow......I don't have that problem. Horse that can't get up, can't get out. Lol

Another swig'll do ya methinks.