OldCrab: Are there two East Grinsteads? The only one I've heard of is in West Sussex. My Mum comes from near there so we drive through it every time we visit people down South.
HuronJoe: It's cockney rhyming slang.
Trouble and Strife rhymes with wife - Never heard this used by anyone except on TV
Apples and pears rhymes with stairs - Never heard this used by anyone except on TV
China plate rhymes with mate -- This I have heard people use. Commonly: Alright me old china!
Dog and bone rhymes with phone -- Never heard this used by anyone except on TV
And if you want to see some interesting words from close to where I live take a look at :
http://www.virtualbrum.co.uk/slang.htm
also http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.bircumshaw/default_m.htm
Read the poem entitled Stitherum
Although I am from Coventry not Brummyland (Birmingham)
Also TheGreenReaper is from the UK too just to add to the list.