"I don't like the Gannet - they wet their nests!"
"Finland, Finland, Finland - the place I'd quite like to be..."
"I like traffic lights..."
"Muddy knees have got me all a quiver..."
"...my name's not Clement!"
Flower arranging with Mr EM Gumby.
Arthur "Two-sheds" Jackson.
Rule number One: "No poofters!"
"Your wife... is she a goer? Know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more"
[...the list goes on!]