Here's one for those suffering through the winter blues.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Peff's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Again, Peff's wife goes out and moves her car.
The next week, they are having breakfast, and again the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park ..."***BLIP*** ... the electricity goes out.
Peff's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Peff says, "Love, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
