In a Tampa Bay park near Raymond James Stadium, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death.
A reporter for a Tampa Newspaper was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page
picture in the next days paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published with the headline - Brave Bucs Fan rescues boy".
"I'm not a Bucs Fan" replied our brave hero.
"Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave Devil Ray fan rescues boy from savage dog."
"I'm not a Devil Ray fan either" replied our brave hero.
On being asked about who he really is our hero replied, "I'm a Raider fan."
Well the next day the headline on the front page of the Tampa newspaper said:
"Oakland Raider fan strangles helpless puppy dog to death in Tampa park. FBI investigating possible link to Al-Qaeda."
